Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Dear collective population;
Please, stop ordering McDonald's food at Wendy's; it's annoying.
Please stop being jerky people, it's just not worth it, not even worth free crappy food.
I mean, come on now.
Specifically male portions: try and not look at my butt.
Look at my face, it's really not that bad. I'm lonely, but I'm not that lonely.
Specifically male portions that I'd be willing to fancy: appear.

Love, Hannah

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